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Every Pet Deserves A Good Home…

From: THE DOG

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Dear God:  Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed?

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Dear God:  Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

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Dear God:  When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?

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Dear God:  Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the ‘Chrysler Eagle’ the ‘Chrysler Beagle’?

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Dear God:  If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad Dog?

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Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID’s, electromagnetic energy fields, and frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

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Dear God:  More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

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Dear God:  Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

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Dear God:  Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.

1. I will not eat the cats’ food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.

4. The sofa is not a ‘face towel’.

5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.

7.  Sticking my nose into someone’s crotch is an unacceptable way of saying ‘hello’.

8. I don’t need to suddenly stand straight up when I’m under the coffee table

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house – not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a ‘squeaky toy’ so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it’s usually not a good thing.

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clip_image011P.S.  Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?

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GoD and DoG

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December 5, 2010 - Posted by | animal behavior, Dogs, If Animlas Could Talk..., Just One More Pet, Pet Friendship and Love, pet fun, We Are All God's Creatures

6 Comments »

  1. I cannot see God doing anything else but giving them their testicles back making the non human animals that were smart enough to not accept vanity making the dogs happier than the could possibly imagine in heaven. The creature that did not accept vanity will be delivered from the bondage of corruption into the glorious liberty of the children of God,Freedom of corruption is being given eternal life,and glorious liberty of the children of God is heaven.This is in Romans 8,21,KJV,

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