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Every Pet Deserves A Good Home…

From: THE DOG

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Dear God:  Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed?

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Dear God:  Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

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Dear God:  When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?

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Dear God:  Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the ‘Chrysler Eagle’ the ‘Chrysler Beagle’?

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Dear God:  If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad Dog?

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Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID’s, electromagnetic energy fields, and frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

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Dear God:  More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

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Dear God:  Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

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Dear God:  Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.

1. I will not eat the cats’ food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.

4. The sofa is not a ‘face towel’.

5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.

7.  Sticking my nose into someone’s crotch is an unacceptable way of saying ‘hello’.

8. I don’t need to suddenly stand straight up when I’m under the coffee table

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house – not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a ‘squeaky toy’ so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it’s usually not a good thing.

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clip_image011P.S.  Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?

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GoD and DoG

December 5, 2010 Posted by | animal behavior, Dogs, If Animlas Could Talk..., Just One More Pet, Pet Friendship and Love, pet fun, We Are All God's Creatures | 6 Comments

Hey can’t you see I’m trying to fish!

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Okay, I give up — we can play, I can fish anytime…

 
Love… the most powerful force in the world, so there is time for you deer…

December 5, 2010 Posted by | Animal and Pet Photos, animal behavior, Animal or Pet Related Stories, animals, Just One More Pet, On The Lighter Side, Unusual Stories, We Are All God's Creatures, Wild Animals | 1 Comment